Call in the professionals

"Police are cautioning the public not to use a drug that was lost in downtown Winnipeg last Monday."

This will be tough, since most people take whatever drugs they find lying around downtown sidewalks. Or at least that's what I do, but I guess I'm just curious that way. Thanks for the warning, Winnipeg Police Service.

"Police said a quantity of methadone - used to help drug addicts - was lost in a clear plastic bottle somewhere downtown between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m."

Well then, a thorough search of all clear plastic bottles downtown seems to be in order.

"The drug looks like an orange liquid."

...but is actually a green solid.

*Update: the story has been edited to the point of not being as funny anymore. Oh well.