Monday, July 27, 2009

Quote of the Day

Monday, July 20, 2009

If the kids are united

When he is not finishing marathons in sixth place or, conversely, riding around enjoying American Spirits, Malibu and "North Enders" from Fazzo's takeout window with me, my friend Gareth is writing. Mostly iPhone apps, but also articles like the one that was published in the latest Summer of The Uniter. It deflates the flawed logic of the neighborhood saviors who moonlight as anti-gentrification crusaders (before buzzing off to the hipster quarters of real cities, that is).

It should be understood that there is a very real correlation between improvements at street level and the economic value of the property and the neighborhood. And so the best way to prevent gentrification is to quit cutting the grass and put off painting the picket fence. Don't plant a garden in a vacant lot, or apply for a fix-up grant, or think of joining a residents association. Start wearing more EXCO gear and less stylish Goodwill finds. Rottweilers running wild instead of pugs on leashes. Stolen mountain bikes instead of fixies. Or, better yet, just stay in the suburbs. Please--before a place that sells books [literacy promotion] or healthy food [chronic disease prevention] opens up north of Portage Avenue.

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Speaking of displacement, here is another article in the The Uniter, an historical account of the ill-fated Lord Selkirk Park neighborhood, put together by yours truely.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The glass hidden in the grass

A half-cooked, pie-in-the-sky masterplan for Point Douglas. Is it that time of year already?

A couple of months ago, Sel Burrows, Wanda Koop, Jordan van Sewall, and one or two others sat down over brunch with Premier Gary Doer to talk about Point Douglas. The talk got on the subject of one industrial land owner or another, and how that land, if in the wrong hands (say, the hands of those that are in the business of making money rather than distributing or recieving it) could become mixed-use condos or some other urban affliction. The Premier stops it right there; looks at them and says "Well, what if we [the Provincial government] expropriate the owners and make it into a Provincial Park?"

What would this look like? No one knows. When I asked one of the brunch attendees where exactly this park would be located, they could not say for certain, only that it would likely stretch along the entire bank of the peninsula neighborhood, from the north end of Waterfront Drive, all the way around to the vicinity of Norquay Park.

...but isn't it a good thing Gary Doer didn't forget to consult the community about what they think of his idea? [h/t to PHiebert]

How this works with regards to private property rights, the CPR mainline, the impending Disraeli and Louise Bridge projects, the City's secondary plan for south Point Douglas, and the citizens of Point Douglas that don't brunch with the Premier; again, no one knows.

No one knows how this will revitalize the neighborhood, since no one understands urban neighborhoods, or applies that knowledge to Winnipeg. This plans looks to simply be urban renewal in its most vile, misanthropic form, and will do nothing to make Point Douglas the wonderful place it could be. But I suppose when you don't understand or like cities, it makes sense to just expropriate them and cover them with grass. Native grass, of course--it's not the '50s anymore.

Premier Doer liked his idea of a Provincial Park, he told the crowd at the table, because it has precedence: the Manitoba Club/Friends of Upper Fort Garry, who were able to bring a Provincial Park to the corner of Fort and the soon-to-be-lost Assiniboine Avenue. This will be even easier for the prominent Social Democrat faithful of Point Douglas: no fund-raising campaigns needed, just set up a lunch date at the Premier's office, attempt to scare the locals with mentioning the phantom gated community idea from a few years ago, and just sit back and let the park come to your doorstep.

This pointless idea is rooted in arrogance from top to bottom. The Provincial NDP, obviously, exudes arrogance (and with good reason; who is critical of them anymore?). The tiny cabal of artists in South Point Douglas who want the whole neighborhood to themselves, are either too arrogant or too deluded to see that they make no sense: they want shops they can walk to, but they don't want cars or density; they want improvement, but they don't want their property taxes to rise (no joke); they want diversity and affordable housing, but want the Province to first concentrate on bike paths; they want the bear patrol, but they won't pay taxes for it.

Can we just have a little honesty down in Art Land? Can it just be said out loud:
We artists want the neighborhood to ourselves. We want our houses and studios and nothing more. We don't want other people to live here, we don't want other people to drive here. And we want this all without an increase to our property tax bills.

Anyway, giving this story to the Free Press this week worked as a nice diversion stunt for a Premier that lords over the men and and women who once lived the life of kings, but are now content with feeble servility. Please wake me up in a couple of weeks, when this plan is forgotten and people like King Gary the Superlative leave Point Douglas alone, for another year at least.

Looking toward Winnipeg from Point Douglas, 1872

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Phony demand

177

That's how many parking spots were available at the City-owned parkade next to the Library at 2:30 P.M. on a Tusday. Two hours later, it was practically vacant. This is an underground parkade (heated in the winter) that is connected to the skywalk system, and is two blocks east of the Hydro Building, two blocks west of Portage and Main. If there is a demand for off-street parking spaces downtown, I don't see it.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Country mice

How is it that just three councillors from the suburban fringes of the nominal City of Winnipeg (Old Kildonan was little more than service stations and scrub brush 20 years ago) are all that come between the urban quality of the Exchange District and some brainiac with an idea for a parkade? (I'm dying to read what green and creative gimmicks are going to be added to the Grain Exchange's parkade. Is a penguin-themed-plaza still in the works?)

If there are members of Council who do not at once grasp how laughably pitiful arguments like "the proposed parkade will contribute to the ongoing vitality of the Exchange District National Historic Site and will contribute in a positive manner to the streetscape by replacing a large parking lot," why are they the ones that decide the fate of the Exchange District?

Another knee-slapper, also found at the City Clerk's desk: "The owners of the Grain Exchange building have been encouraged by both the Winnipeg Parking Authority and the Forks North Portage Partnership to construct a parking structure to meet the demands on downtown parking created by the growth of Waterfront Drive [where every single unit has at least one indoor parking space] and the pending Canadian Humanities Museum. The structure, if constructed on the site of the Annex, could access the skywalk system through the Grain Exchange Building."

The side of the Grain Exchange Annex seen from inside the Northern Sales Building, c.1953, when Lombard Avenue had a whole lot more of what it can't ever get back. Credit


Related: Progressive Winnipeg - The myth of parking

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Hit the snooze button, pt.2

Downtown BIZ Events - The Role of Parking as a Catalyst for Downtown Development

It not being worth any serious discussion, my thoughts on this matter are summed up rather nicely here.


Thanks to Gord for bringing this important even to my attention.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Hit the snooze button

Will somebody please wake me up when the Exchange District is totally and finally destroyed? This lazy and half-cooked approach is getting too boring. The progress just isn't coming fast enough: there are still to many parts of this photo not coloured in red, yellow and blue; parking rates are still not as cheap as they were in 1995; there are still too many smaller, plainer, cheaper buildings standing in the Exchange District that could become home to small businesses; I still have a few friends who haven't yet left Winnipeg for Montreal and Toronto.

If we're going to allow a city to die at the hands of improvident yokels, let's do it with a little more pizazz. Otherwise, I'll just go back up to the lake and continue to think in past tense of downtown Winnipeg as a place with, at the least, a few clusters of cohesive urban forma.